Throw Dirt on Epic Poetry Shirt
"Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry." ~ Wednesday Addams, Wednesday Season 2, Episode 1.
Inspired by Wednesday Addams’ sharp wit in Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday, the "Throw Dirt on Epic Poetry T-Shirt" captures her darkly clever humor. The quote, “Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry,” born from a moment of biting sarcasm, celebrates her love for twisting words into something wickedly fun.
Crafted with bold design and soft comfort, this tee lets you wear Wednesday’s gothic charm.
Perfect for fans of The Addams Family craving a playful jab at lofty traditions. Embrace the pun, bury the ordinary, and make a statement.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: This design is original and not licensed by the Netflix Series Wednesday.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Throw Dirt on Epic Poetry Shirt
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